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To say first impressions did not live up to my expectations is an understatement.
In the films it's all soft light falling through stained glass and willowy nuns in flowing black gliding graciously down the cloister to prayer.
Whether I had no vocation or whether my taste in convents, like my taste in men, veers towards romantic but problematic, I'm not sure.
Perhaps the real changes the year in a convent made to my life are only becoming clear now, eight years on, because when I realised I wanted to be a writer and performer, colleagues and clients didn't sneer or laugh.
With the sad resignation of a brigadier rolling up the map after the last, futile campaign, she agreed - and offered to call me a cab.
I went back to being an agent at a firm whose clients included Paul Merton, Julian Clary and Gyles Brandreth.
She was forever telling us to 'buck up' and 'look lively', rather like a general marshalling her troops. The age profile of my community, with more than 50 per cent over 70, was similar to that of every women's religious order in Britain.
She looked like a wise old elephant, with wrinkles round her bright eyes and a galumphing walk. ' 'I'll have to ask the Holy Spirit,' Notre Mere would reply. On rainy afternoons we pored over old photo albums, with commentary provided by the other sisters: 'There's Mother Boniface. Since the Fifties there has been an extremely sharp drop in women entering and staying.
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